This is pretty much me.

 I found out yesterday that my first girl friend ever is now a full fledge nazi.  Apperently my friend bumped into her in issacs the other day and my ex showed her brand spankin new swastika tattoo.  Intresting no?  Well i was absolutly shocked, not because that she's a nazi, because i can't belive right from the start i've been dating horrible crazy woment.  Lets review...

GF 1= Boring anime girl, later becomes a nazi

GF 2= Phyco bitch who stabs me in the park.

GF 3= Cheats on me, and then leaves me for a girl.

GF 4= Kills my dog during a fight

GF 5= 4 year relationship which ends her stealing all my stuff, selling it to buy herion

GF 6= Was a crazy bitch that becomes a satanist and then a nazi and then cheats on me in like a week span.

GF 7= Wasn't really a horrible girl friend, she just left me for ex boyfriend...which after 6 crazy gf wasn't really a big deal to me. 

SO! Its pretty much official, i don't think i'll ever find love...not even, just a normal sane girl friend.  I know i shouldn't give up on hope and all, but it feels like there's no point when you have such an obvious resume like mine.  But at the same time, i can't wait for my next girl friend.  I wonder what kind of mental problems she'll have.

(also this is all true...just ask my parents who had to put up with it)

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Shirks bike shop is the only local bike shop that i will ever go to anymore.  Everyone LBS is full of shit, and i can't belive the stupid shit i have to put up with when i go them.  Shirks is like the fucking Costco's of bike shops...or something like that. It has everything and them some.  When my order got held up till january at the Green Moutian Cyclery, i went Shirks and got the coolest Crank ever. Bulletproof Cranks with Rocket 46t cog, and a new updated bottom bracket...all for less than $80 dollars.  Which is double sweet cause i would of had to pay $140 dollars at Green Moutain. Martins bike shop don't know shit about anything! And spinners cyclery would be awsome if i was a millionaire and bought a sweet Obera carbon bike...but since i'm not, Shirks is the best bike shop in Lancaster, or even the tricounty area...maybe all of PA.  They're great and i would highly suggest them to everyone...even if they don't even bike. Fucking go there!

This is exactly what i got, sweet no?

My bottom braket and crank got held back till january. WTF BRITS!!! You gotta make everything difficult don't you!

Currently I'll Sleep When You're Dead By El-P see related

See that is something i would have right now...if i didn't lend my friend all that fucking money.  A fucking georgeous looking crank, but no, im an idiot. I should have known i would get that money, but whatever.  I guess all i can do is stare and drool.  But that Sugino will be mine. The bike isn't going as well as i hoped, i bought a syntec TT handlebars but my vintage stem doesn't allow odd angles to be put thru. So i guess what i can do is either A. Buy a new fork, threadless headset, and an other stem and put it on that way. (which would look better but be a little more expensive) or B. I could buy stem raiser and get a 4 bolt stem. But it would look fucking weird with a threaded headset that i have.  But either way i'm going to have to deal with the moutain bike handle bars that i have on now i guess.  So yeah my next purchase will be the Sugino hopefully.  Then i'll save up bit by bit of the $300 mavic rims!

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So i'm now living with Char for the past month or so. Totally excited that i'm no longer living in a attic and no longer taking care of a 5 year old.  Kinda better house, char works during the day and i work mourning so it's like living all by myself, which i like alot.  Only problem is that i live with a girl. Don't get me wrong, it does have its advantages. But the crying still bothers me...but whatever.

Atleast i don't live in a attic paying out of my asshole.

Also i drew a really cool picture, hope to have the drawing to you very soon.

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